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Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.


They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’

‘You can’t tell me what to do. My father was the chosen one.’

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’

fuck you my dad did it’

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’

‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

‘Potter, you-‘

‘My father’s going to hear about this’

My father’s going to hear about this


Eren-Yeaqer’s 3000 Follower Giveaway!

That’s right, I’m actually doing a real giveaway for 3k followers, and it’s Eren Yeager themed.

In this giveaway, you can win:

  • 1 Eren Yeager Figma
  • 1 Eren Yeager Nendoroid
  • 1 Eren’s Basement Key
  • 1 Eren Yeager Dog-Tag 

Starting Date: Sunday, February 23 22.42 Central Time

End Date: Sunday, March 30 23.59 Central Time 

Worldwide shipping!! There are, however, some rules!

  • You MUST be following me, and I will check! This is a gift to my followers, not any random Tumblr user! I’m cool I promise.
  • No giveaway blogs! I’ll also check!
  • These items are purchased, but if need be I reserve the right to pull items from the giveaway, okay? I doubt that’ll happen though
  • Reblogs and Likes count! There’s no limit on reblogs, either.
  • Randomly selected winners through a random number generator.
  • Must be OK with giving me your mailing address. PO box is fine!
  • Only one winner!!
  • Do not remove these rules from the post!

All right, that’s all the rules! Good luck, everyone! Some of the items in this giveaway are preorder items, so I won’t be able to ship right away. They’re set for release in may/june, so it’ll be a little wait, okay?

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